| Report for Jo Breeze | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
I was one half of the experimental duo 'Kipper Knickers'. We even took the cover photo for our first album: the two of us standing holding our noses in front of a giant pair of brown pants hanging on the washing line. We were 18.
Note to amateur locker-nutters: If the locker door falls off after repeated nuttings, don't feel compelled to throw it out of a second floor window, narrowly missing the caretaker's head. Maustin did this and is probably still in detention aged 26.