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When questioned why he pressed so hard with his pencil that the pages of his exercise book curled up at the corners, Wayne Hadjuani replied that his mum told him that he 'must write harder'.

This is such a shit joke that it must be true. Either that or Martial's career in stand-up is over before it even started.