Report for Tony Seagrave
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SummaryCould Try Harder

The mantra of one, evidently peace-loving gentleman at my school.
The only confusion arose from his body language - the fact his olive branch was offered to an unaggressive child, whom he was punching again and again in the face, made it all seem just a touch more psychotic than everyday violence.

Amazingly, our school sanctioned the use of brooms to remove the pupil from the electrical source.
The run up, whilst shouting "BANZAIIIII!!!!!" was OUR idea.