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SummaryExemplary Child

Amber Flash was the bargain basement of the range. The only plausible reason for their existence was to make Green Flash a more attractive prospect. The flash wasn't even amber, more of a light diarrhoea yellow/brown. Which needs no further comment.

If you take a stroll up the Lickey Hills in Birmingham you will find Twatling Road. Legend had it that that Ron Atkinson lived there - though I'm not sure what the original name of the street was, before he moved in.

Ho ho! A footy punchline. That's the last we'll have of that, thank you very much; we wouldn't want to be mistaken for Richard Oakey's mates.