Listen to this
Listen to this,
Too good to miss,
dum dum de dum dum dum
*trump*
If you're lucky enough to have another trump in the tube, or cunning enough to clench mid-toot, then be sure to sing;
Here comes another,
Must be its brother,
dum dum de dum dum dum
*trump*
Timing is essential if you're to pull this off successfully. You must be on beat.
This is in E major. Adjust the key to suit the size of your arsehole, and change to a minor key if you think you might shit yourself.
Too good to miss,
dum dum de dum dum dum
*trump*
If you're lucky enough to have another trump in the tube, or cunning enough to clench mid-toot, then be sure to sing;
Here comes another,
Must be its brother,
dum dum de dum dum dum
*trump*
Timing is essential if you're to pull this off successfully. You must be on beat.
This is in E major. Adjust the key to suit the size of your arsehole, and change to a minor key if you think you might shit yourself.
written by Ni*k Hu*t, approved by Log