| Report for Gregster | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The beatings delivered to a person who has just farted. The only way to stop the slogs (short of waiting for your beaters to become bored) is to recite the alphabet, forwards then backwards, then naming three teachers. Shouting "no slogs" immediately after farting offered some defence, but not if you were unpopular.