| Report for Gary Whittle | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories | 5 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
An animated wizard, who had special e-mazing powers. Voiced by Derek Griffiths, he would sing;
Fat becomes fate with me!
Rat becomes rate with me!
and of course
Shit becomes shite with me!
I'm magic magic E...
After comically noting that shit becomes shite with him, children would rack their brains, without success, to think of another rude word ending in a removeable "e".
Fat becomes fate with me!
Rat becomes rate with me!
and of course
Shit becomes shite with me!
I'm magic magic E...
After comically noting that shit becomes shite with him, children would rack their brains, without success, to think of another rude word ending in a removeable "e".
our version replaced:
"and uncle bob,
is suckin' his knob"
with:
"and uncle frank,
is 'avin a wank"
"and uncle bob,
is suckin' his knob"
with:
"and uncle frank,
is 'avin a wank"
our version involved going to some of the oldest kids in school, who hung around the technology block chatting up girls. the tech block was independant from the main school and looked a bit like a shanty town. anyway we had a song which went "la de da de dah - la de dah de den - (Vikesh) gets up to condom capers in the prostitution den" - if repeated enough times, Vikesh would abandon his attempts to get his end away, and chase us around the whole school. on a few occasions he caught me and gave me a dead leg. I'd then hobble back to the 'prostitution den' to ensue more chases.
The circular whirring pads that can be found on industrial floor-buffers.
Any of Catriona's diseases can be passed on by contact with one of these pads.
You were immune from these diseases as long as your contact with the pad was limited to wanging it at someone else.
Any of Catriona's diseases can be passed on by contact with one of these pads.
You were immune from these diseases as long as your contact with the pad was limited to wanging it at someone else.
Annie was the name given to any girl in our school with an afro-esq perm, of which there was only one. (Obviously named after the wank musical).
Rumor circulated that if you drank 20 apple tangos you would get drunk. Never actually attempted to varify, for love of not having diabetes.
Eclipse was a brand around in the early-to-mid 90s. I owned 2 eclipse jackets, 1 with just the logo on, and another with a poorly drawn 'dude' on the back called 'Spliffy' who was smoking a joint. Having lived a sheltered life, I was lead to believe he was toking on a rather large cigorette. Eclipse was quite big for a while, then suddenly it was shit, and everyone got new jackets.