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| Summary | Reprehensible Swot |
In the time pre-post-feminism, this was the title of choice for some female teachers who refused to be identified on the basis of their marital status.
Roughly translates as too old to be single, too dowdy to be married. Whispered accusations of lesbianism would follow.
Roughly translates as too old to be single, too dowdy to be married. Whispered accusations of lesbianism would follow.
Nickname bestowed upon George Cornish after he managed to nick roughly half of the contents of the Imperial War Museum's gift shop, using only his trouser and blazer pockets to stash the booty.
Although why anyone would want to steal powdered egg or a pencil sharpener shaped like a nazi is a mystery.
Although why anyone would want to steal powdered egg or a pencil sharpener shaped like a nazi is a mystery.
My Aunt Nellie had a hole in her belly
And a hole in the biscuit tin
She was sitting on the grass
With her finger up her arse
And her tits going ding-a-ling-a-ling.
If anybody has any theories as to where the biscuit tin fits in to all this, I'd love to know.
And a hole in the biscuit tin
She was sitting on the grass
With her finger up her arse
And her tits going ding-a-ling-a-ling.
If anybody has any theories as to where the biscuit tin fits in to all this, I'd love to know.