| Report for Pete Smith | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Pending stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 16 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
The standard, boring sandwich found in an average school packed lunch could be converted into a spectacularly crunchy culinary delight by the deceptively simple act of adding a layer of crisps between the bread and filling. I cannot remember a single instance of anyone not doing this at my infant/junior school.
I recently started doing this again after a break of around twenty years and am at a loss to understand why I ever stopped.
I recently started doing this again after a break of around twenty years and am at a loss to understand why I ever stopped.
Favourite television programme of Mark Foster, who would constantly ask me if I'd seen the most recent episode and then look at me in disbelief when I told him I'd never heard of it. It was about a year before I realised he was talking about "The Fall Guy" which, of course, I watched all the time.
(At the time Mark was receiving regular speech therapy)
(At the time Mark was receiving regular speech therapy)
More commonly known as a 'setsquare', this pretentiously named weapon could do untold damage to the neck, thanks to its three mighty blades, or corners.
I forget her name, but she would have been quite attractive if
(a) She didn't bear a disturbing family resemblance to David.
(b) She didn't constantly stink of cat piss.
(a) She didn't bear a disturbing family resemblance to David.
(b) She didn't constantly stink of cat piss.