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SummaryExemplary Child

Sturdy projectile constructed by wrapping tightly scrunched balls of paper in sellotape, layer by layer, until a dense, weighty ball is formed. For best results, place a pencil sharpener or similar metal core in the center.

further variations include an outer shell of sellotape with upturned staples protruding.

use: dash upside the victim's head, preferably at close range. the simultaneous cry of 'baaaastaaaaaard' is optional.

The world famous Boobless can be adapted into a personal attack on Deborah's chest, if you have a second calculator.
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