| Report for Mazza | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
A ritual to be performed when a fart is smelt. The first person to smell it must put their thumb to their forehead in silence. As more people notice either the fart or the people with their thumb to their forehead, they too must put their join in the gesture. The last person to do so must breathe in the entire fart. There is, however, every chance that more that one person will be oblivious to the gesture, so true professionals simply put their thumb to their forehead and carried on working, so as to look cool and disinterested, yet still not losing the game.
Well worn fart-blame transferral method, first documented in print in an episode of Johnny Fartpants around 1990.
The established order is;
"Whoever smelt it dealt it"
"Whoever denied it supplied it"
"Whoever made the rhyme committed the crime."
Despite some of the best minds in the world working day and night on the matter, no further possibilities have been found. These failures show the difficulties facing innovators; "Whoever tried to tell made the smell" (inelegant) "Whoever passed the buck gassed the truck" (only effective on trucks) "Whoever went to the trouble to needlessly place the blame, probably is responsible for the fart that started the game" (a little long)
The established order is;
"Whoever smelt it dealt it"
"Whoever denied it supplied it"
"Whoever made the rhyme committed the crime."
Despite some of the best minds in the world working day and night on the matter, no further possibilities have been found. These failures show the difficulties facing innovators; "Whoever tried to tell made the smell" (inelegant) "Whoever passed the buck gassed the truck" (only effective on trucks) "Whoever went to the trouble to needlessly place the blame, probably is responsible for the fart that started the game" (a little long)