| Report for Shamim Cortazzi | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
If your school had that one-in-a-million child, the boy who could fart on demand, then you could play Think of a Number.
Boy who can fart on demand approaches the mark, and says
"Think of a Number!"
You would think of a number, and tell him what it was. For example, "four".
He would then fart loudly and reply "that was five". The fart added one to your number, you see. And when I tried to be clever by saying infinity (which isn't even a number), I simply got the fart and "that was infinity plus one". Touché. Touché turtle's head, sometimes. Touché cloth. Etc.
Boy who can fart on demand approaches the mark, and says
"Think of a Number!"
You would think of a number, and tell him what it was. For example, "four".
He would then fart loudly and reply "that was five". The fart added one to your number, you see. And when I tried to be clever by saying infinity (which isn't even a number), I simply got the fart and "that was infinity plus one". Touché. Touché turtle's head, sometimes. Touché cloth. Etc.
In a wild bid to become more popular, the fat kid in our class boasted that he knew everything there was to know about drugs.
One of his many claims was that Crack Cocaine got its name from Duran Duran when they had wild parties and took the drug from naked ladies' front bottoms. This earned him a severe kicking, not because it was a complete lie, but for liking Duran Duran.
One of his many claims was that Crack Cocaine got its name from Duran Duran when they had wild parties and took the drug from naked ladies' front bottoms. This earned him a severe kicking, not because it was a complete lie, but for liking Duran Duran.