| Report for Al McEwan | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Quote by some wacky-toothed Gail Tilsley look-a-like in "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe". This was asked of Julia Hwyll Jones everyday on account of her crowded gums, and was funny up to and including the very moment she had all her teeth knocked back into her head in a car crash. Considering her accident, we repeated the same phrase, but with a lot more lisping and spitting.
Well that's rubbish because it misses out cytokinesis at the end. The one I used was "Is Paul Molyneaux a Twat? Certainly!" Paul thought that one up himself, so it wasn't really cruel.
Spackers on the Variety Club Sunshine Bus, whose slumped heads and lolling tongues would bang into the window as it went over bumps. Taste the sky mungo, taste the sky!