| Report for Andy Goat | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
'Jimmy is Satan' was written in 8-foot-high letters on the wall of the sports hall wall one day. They resisted all attempts to remove them. On a clear day they glowed.
They were rumoured to be the work of school nutcase Archie, who had previously achieved fame by burning a huge 'shit happens' face on the cricket square with weedkiller.
'Jimmy' may have been a reference to the deputy head, an indestructible 80-year-old Welshman who climbed mountains and got stung by a scorpion with no ill-effects.
Prophetic warning or drug-addled nightmare? The police weren't sympathetic in the end. Archie is now in prison.
They were rumoured to be the work of school nutcase Archie, who had previously achieved fame by burning a huge 'shit happens' face on the cricket square with weedkiller.
'Jimmy' may have been a reference to the deputy head, an indestructible 80-year-old Welshman who climbed mountains and got stung by a scorpion with no ill-effects.
Prophetic warning or drug-addled nightmare? The police weren't sympathetic in the end. Archie is now in prison.
Whilst the wobbling voice of the male teenager going through 'the change' is undoubtedly hilarious, it is much funnier when it happens to a 13-year old girl with the build of a Greco-Roman wrestler, who then goes on to get engaged to a 40-year old computer programmer at the age of 15. Rock on, Charlotte.
A well-known hypothetial deathmatch game; as taken to extremes in Bear V. Shark. Arguments in this game generally involved people saying "Superman's invincible I win" and "I don't care if Stefan Dennis had a good body under his business suit, Craig McLachlan is totally spunks" (if you are a girl).
On a more practical level, pitting Jesus(recorded miracles only) vs. Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat convinced many children that Christianity wasn't all the church made it out to be.
On a more practical level, pitting Jesus(recorded miracles only) vs. Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat convinced many children that Christianity wasn't all the church made it out to be.