| Report for Gareth Jones | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Tom Williams had a retarded sister. One day I went to visit him, she answered the door, took us into the kitchen and made us coffee. We brought it to our lips and discovered she'd put lumps of cheese into it. To celebrate this, we wrote her The Mong Stuff, to the tune of NKOTB's The Right Stuff.
Your first wheelchair was a good one
your second one was shit
The third one's got BMX wheels
Can I have a ride in it?
You've got the mong stuff
Sarah
That's why you chew toffee
You've got the mong stuff
Sarah
Why'd you put cheese in the coffee?
Your first wheelchair was a good one
your second one was shit
The third one's got BMX wheels
Can I have a ride in it?
You've got the mong stuff
Sarah
That's why you chew toffee
You've got the mong stuff
Sarah
Why'd you put cheese in the coffee?
Three kids, Sharrock, Mytton, and Dutton, lived on the same street and (allegedly) had homosexual antics in Sharrock's shed. Apparently, an Action Man had entered an arse. This shed became the HQ of Rude Club - the only club that no fucker wanted to join.