| Report for Eager Dad Jnr | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 3 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 4 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 13 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Legendary corrective fluid with multiple uses beyond splodgily painting over fountain pen errors and, of course, sniffing it. Two favourites:
1) Painting boiled sweets with it to create delightful 'mints', and handing them to younger pupils.
2)Upon hearing the shouted request of "lend me your Tipp Ex", painting the outside of the bottle and obligingly throwing it by the cap to assist your hardworking chum.
1) Painting boiled sweets with it to create delightful 'mints', and handing them to younger pupils.
2)Upon hearing the shouted request of "lend me your Tipp Ex", painting the outside of the bottle and obligingly throwing it by the cap to assist your hardworking chum.
A chemistry teacher of ours nicknamed "Pauncho" (who has now passed on) was so fat, he used to drive his car to the part of the school that had the photocopier in.
A favourite of mine was getting the cat to provide us with a show of breakdancing. This is easily achieved by simply putting a piece of Sellotape on each paw. A sock on the head will give it that "Catz in the Hood" gangsta rapper look.