| Report for Robert | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The similarity between "homo sapien" and "homosexual" can, in limited circumstances, be used to gain sensational confessions from classmates. Brings a whole new meaning to class outings! [wipes tear from eye]
Defensive self-mockery. Should you fall over, or make a fool of yourself, this 'confession' will hopefully reduce external piss-taking. However, there are no guarantees.