| Report for Si G. | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
"If you're Miss Holland, there must be some bloody ugly people in Holland." Cue hilarity.
There is evidently a Patrick Seers in every town, in the same way that every country has a storyteller. In Cheltenham he is Jummow. He is exactly the same, in every respect. Except the getting better bit.
Areas of compacted snow used for highly territorial skidding. What, you were expecting shitty streaks on your knickers or something?