| Report for Alex Kimber | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
During a GCSE Science lesson we devised a test of endurance.. First you need around 15-20 paper clips and a 12volt power source (although we did make a 9v portable version, it had a very limited battery life). Next string the paper clips together and attach them like a beard - over your chin with the ends of the chain coming down behind your ears. Now attach the power source - the winner, naturally, is the one who can withstand the agony for longest.
When a conversation reaches a natural break, suddenly exclaim "Look...!" while pointing enthusiastically. They will naturally turn to look without actually listening to what you're pointing out. Typical examples (I've used with success) include "Look! An arse!" or the slightly cleverer "Look! My finger!"