| Report for Steve Carter | |
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| Approved stories | 3 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Summary | Reprehensible Swot |
Also works on people insulting anyone in a wheelchair of course. Also "actually, I'm a christian/diabetic" and "my brother has brittle bones disease"
Amiga was a great games console, marred only by the pointless inclusion of a keyboard. "Amiga" means girlfriend in spanish, which is the closest most Amiga owners got. Many veteran Amiga owners were so embittered by the experience that it led to blatant trolling of nostalgia sites even to this day.
Where lots of arguments end up.
- You guffed!
- Yeah well you guffed twice.
- Yeah well you guffed times a hundred!
- Yeah well you guffed infinity times!
- Yeah well you guffed infinity times plus one!
- You can't have infinity plus one!
- Yes you can!
- Alright, you guffed infinity times two times!
- Plus one.
- Infinty squared!
- Plus one.
- You guffed!
- Yeah well you guffed twice.
- Yeah well you guffed times a hundred!
- Yeah well you guffed infinity times!
- Yeah well you guffed infinity times plus one!
- You can't have infinity plus one!
- Yes you can!
- Alright, you guffed infinity times two times!
- Plus one.
- Infinty squared!
- Plus one.
"Bang, bang. You're dead"
"No, I've got a bulletproof shield"
"But I shot you with nukerler missiles"
"It's a nuclear-proof shield too"
"Ok, Zap, zap. You're dead"
"It's got laser-proof too. It's an everything-proof shield."
"Ok. I get my everything-proof-shield-piercing-bullets and shoot you"
(See also Infinity Plus One)
"No, I've got a bulletproof shield"
"But I shot you with nukerler missiles"
"It's a nuclear-proof shield too"
"Ok, Zap, zap. You're dead"
"It's got laser-proof too. It's an everything-proof shield."
"Ok. I get my everything-proof-shield-piercing-bullets and shoot you"
(See also Infinity Plus One)