| Report for Gavin | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Any member of a Suing Club could threaten to sue someone if they did something you didn't like. A lot of eight year olds believed it when you threatened to sue them, and would even believe that you can get their parents taken away, their house removed, gain custody of all their toys, and force them to live in a cardboard box.
The way porn mags circulated at school was interesting. At the age of 12, the only way to see a porn mag was if a friend sold it to you. The same battered copy of Escort would be sold to one person for £1, then a week later sold to someone else, occasionally for a profit, and occasionally with the reader's favourite picture removed. And so on; until the same old Escort had half its pages missing, all its remaining pages stuck together, and sold for about £8.50.
A put down that doesn't really require you to listen to the other person's comment. Unless the person you are speaking to has just said "oh, it's an ant struggling to climb over two tiny pebbles".
What told that there were "three holes to choose from" when having sex with a girl, I interpreted this to mean that women had three vaginas, and the important thing to learn was *which* vagina to penetrate. I had no idea what would happen if you got the wrong one, but I imagined it was like something out of Indiana Jones.