| Report for John Fellows | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
One young woman of barely fifteen raised her hand during a Q&A session to clarify the sucrose qualities of sperm by asking, "So why does it taste so salty?"
A council flat and child benefit beckoned.
(A schoolma'amish anonymous user writes... Deary me, you've not been doing your homework properly have you? If you keep this up you'll never amount to anything. Thank you, anonymous user. We rely on your vigilance. - Log)
A council flat and child benefit beckoned.
(A schoolma'amish anonymous user writes... Deary me, you've not been doing your homework properly have you? If you keep this up you'll never amount to anything. Thank you, anonymous user. We rely on your vigilance. - Log)
The chosen gear of the seventeen year-old who has just obtained his first car. Usually utilised for maximum effect on the daily run into town to buy Cheese Pasties. The whine produced by the car whilst attempting to reach 30mph would impress any passer-by into believing, perhaps, that Micheal Schumacher had popped down to Greggs in his Ferrari.
Of course, the havoc it wreaked on the engine was of little concern, as the aforementioned seventeen year-old will have wrapped the car round a tree before he's eighteen.
Of course, the havoc it wreaked on the engine was of little concern, as the aforementioned seventeen year-old will have wrapped the car round a tree before he's eighteen.