| Report for Mr Coxy | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
From a deepening appreciation of the niceties and textures of extremely pungent farts, you may declare a vintage. The earlier the year, the smellier and more complex the fart.
As in "Ewwwwww, Iain's done a vintage 1986".
As in "Ewwwwww, Iain's done a vintage 1986".
An enormous deposit left in the boys loo, no doubt by one of the builders working at the school at the time. Upon discovery every boy in the class would ask to go to the toilet in turn and return with a huge grin on their face. The teacher, on wondering what was so interesting in the boys loos went to investigate and was lumbered with the job of trying to flush the offending item.