| Report for Sarcaustic | |
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| Approved stories | 4 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
The noise that a spastic produces when trying to say the word "spastic". Probably.
Alternative form of tennis developed following the tragic death of Formula 1 deity Ayrton Senna. Like regular doubles, except once you started motion in any direction, you couldn't stop or reduce speed until you made contact with the nearest solid object. After injuries piled up, was rejected in favour of Thalidotennis.
Regular doubles, except with balls/racquets clutched between elbows in order to simulate stumpy deformities of unfortunate thalidomide victims.
Presenting your teachers with a bundle of lumpen, shit-filled keks as proof that you are ill.
Generally, fingers down the throat or a note will suffice. Actually producing tangible turds is considered a little much.
Generally, fingers down the throat or a note will suffice. Actually producing tangible turds is considered a little much.