| Report for Jason Beech | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
My erstwhile careers advisor doubled as my woodwork teacher. For years I was told I would amount to nothing. Whilst I never despatched a copy of my P90 to him, imagine my satisfaction when he severed his finger during a 5th year woodwork lesson. Oh, and I earn what can only be described as a shitload of cash as a consultant on international contracts. I believe myself justified in saying "Up yours, Mr. Fox, you smelly short-fingered twat".