Report for Alex Blandford
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SummaryExemplary Child

The public leaning post interpretation only really works at full effect on shorter people.
For taller victims, use the slightly more rubbish proper living person. Or just don't bother.

Peanutting arives in bursts (nb the best way to peanut is to drag victim on the floor by the tie) ours was brought to a swift conclusion when some 1st form kid boasted to the deputy head that he had that morning peanutted 15 boys. Round of applause is called for. This led to a lot of lecturing in assembly.