| Report for Joe Breeze | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Tranny = old-speak for transistor radio. Our friend Matt, pissed off at having his radio confiscated, was berated by the confiscating teacher, who told him that it "was his own fault for bringing a trannie into school". The rest of the day involved sketching Matt with a hairy bloke in stockings saying "Why can't I come to school with you, Matt? Are you ashamed of me?"
Say this while holding your hand out requesting a charitable donation. Best said as 'Money for the creeple, cream for my neeple' as it sounds desperate and convincing.
No-one ever asked about the whereabouts of the 'creeple', or to see the affected 'neeple', nor did they technically actually donate any money. Still, it's better than bloody Children in Need, isn't it?
No-one ever asked about the whereabouts of the 'creeple', or to see the affected 'neeple', nor did they technically actually donate any money. Still, it's better than bloody Children in Need, isn't it?