Among the many identical "comfy" chairs in our sixth common room there was one on which someone had written "WANKY WANKY WANK WANK (it's Friday innit)". I think the Friday part was an afterthought, a misguided attempt to explain the previous statement. The chair became an essential accessory to any activity, to the extent that people were tipped off their chairs to see if they were sitting on the WANKY WANKY WANK WANK chair. When it was found, it was carried triumphantly out of the room, and we took it onto the all-weather pitch and played football around it.