| Report for Martin Tatum | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 3 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
I seem to recall that what you had to do was wait until the stroke of midnight, look in a mirror and say "Reficul" (Lucifer backwards) three times. Your reflection would then become Old Nick himself. Try it tonight, I dare you ...
Remember the Commodore 16 - It was shit.
(Vagina reference)
Said of Miss Shawn, as in, "Miss Shawn's got a big sloppy bucket with tentacles and teeth!".
This was never verified as we were never able to track down her boyfriend and ask him. It retrospect this was probably just as well, but at least we could have warned him.
Said of Miss Shawn, as in, "Miss Shawn's got a big sloppy bucket with tentacles and teeth!".
This was never verified as we were never able to track down her boyfriend and ask him. It retrospect this was probably just as well, but at least we could have warned him.
... when Harry's around,
or you might get a penis up your bum,
don't be silly, he hasn't got a willy,
you must have mistook it for his thumb!
As far as I'm aware, Harry had a fully functioning penis, but the very fact I find myself reflecting on a penis at this developed stage in my life identifies me as a bender, so I wouldn't trust my word as far as I could suck my own arse out.
or you might get a penis up your bum,
don't be silly, he hasn't got a willy,
you must have mistook it for his thumb!
As far as I'm aware, Harry had a fully functioning penis, but the very fact I find myself reflecting on a penis at this developed stage in my life identifies me as a bender, so I wouldn't trust my word as far as I could suck my own arse out.