Report for Nic Peters
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SummaryMean Boy

This was for girls only...unless you were Michael. He used to only play with girls, play netball, and skip too.
Whenever the grass was cut on the field hoards of girls of every age would get together to build flat houses out of the grass. I never really understood why building a maze of 10cm walls was so exciting. Maybe it was something to do with about 50 girls and Michael sitting in the middle of the football pitch, trying to make a house while it got broken by the football.

ant and dec were in the grove patrol.
so were all the boys in primary school when asked to do something they didnt want to.
'i can't, im in the grove patrol' didnt ever work, but it was worth a try.

so what is the terrible result of anticipating the jinx and shouting jinx at the same time
are both people jinxed, or have they set themselves up to shout jinx again

the only sensible use for clingfilm is to stretch it over your mouth and breathe in sharply, thus creating a pop that sounds nothing like gunfire; but when accompied by your friend pretending to fire from his gunshaped hand, can be quite realistic. Maybe.

the basic of basic books about 3 probably incestuous familie who didnt have surnames but who did weat different coloured hats.
there were if i recall correctly, billy blue hat, roger red hat, jennifer yellow hat and her brother. and from somewhere who didnt live on the street came a boy with a green hat. these books had no storyline, ever; biff, chip, kipper and the magic key were far better, even those ones which had no words so you could use your imagination and make them up yourself


Gob on your cigarette.
Add powdered flint from your cheap lighter.
Light cigarette.
Voila - crap cigarette sparkler.