Report for Neil Owens
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Here are some more Catch 22s - from now on, all new ones will be put in this entry.
SPACKERS SAY NO
Q : Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
A : No...
Q : Spackers Say No!
Saying yes is a blatantly false claim to have watched a programme that obviously wasn't on last night. Who are you trying to kid, spacker?

AIDS Q : Have you got AIDS? A : No. Q : Are you positive....?