| Report for John Garner | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Pending stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
Our combined science teacher told us this...
An exam paper began. Please read all questions before starting. There were 100 questions, the last question said. "Don't answer any of the above questions".
1. That's not a question,
2. It's bullshit.
3. He has over 15 job interviews at other schools in one year and didn't get a single one.
An exam paper began. Please read all questions before starting. There were 100 questions, the last question said. "Don't answer any of the above questions".
1. That's not a question,
2. It's bullshit.
3. He has over 15 job interviews at other schools in one year and didn't get a single one.
Friends carring matches in a trouser pocket provided the raw material for an invisible, yet more rewarding genie. Give them a good big kick in the match pocket, dragging your foot down on impact. There was a one in ten chance of a genie going off in the pocket, causing some "Jesus" and "fuck". If the genie didn't go off, at least you'd kicked someone.
Similarly, friends gained: none.
Similarly, friends gained: none.