Report for Comrade Fletch
Approved stories1
Rejected stories2
SummaryShows promise

Connecting steel rulers across the terminals of the batteries of those lab packs. These rulers were then used as swords, which let off* an impressive flash of voltage whenever they connected.
If anyone's ever connected two 3ft steel poles to the mains and fought with them, I'd love to hear their stories. I never had the balls.
*Hurrr... let off...

Misuse of, which can extend as far as covering up all but the first three letters, and chuckling at the newly created word, 'dic', along to looking up swear words. Bad stuff.

Or misuse of, which can include covering up all but the first three letters, and giggling at the newly created word 'dic', or looking up swear words, amongst other things. Bad stuff.