| Report for Random Fried | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
The proud logo at the top of the Jesus In Me noticeboard.
Funny because Jesus never ejaculated when he was alive, and definitely doesn't ejaculate now he's inside you. He pulls out at the last minute, and a little cloud of holy steam fires out with a toot toot.
Funny because Jesus never ejaculated when he was alive, and definitely doesn't ejaculate now he's inside you. He pulls out at the last minute, and a little cloud of holy steam fires out with a toot toot.
A : Does anyone else get an erection when taking a massive shit?
B thru H, in unison : No.
A : ...me neither.
[pause]
A : Just checking.
[pause]
A : Just making sure no-one got the horn when they did massive shits.
[pause]
A : [laughs] Sickos!
B thru H, in unison : No.
A : ...me neither.
[pause]
A : Just checking.
[pause]
A : Just making sure no-one got the horn when they did massive shits.
[pause]
A : [laughs] Sickos!