| Report for not John Spencer | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The sadistic sport for the lazy. When the entire playground became devoted to the game british bulldog, my friends and I would position ourselves where all the other kids were running left and right in front of us- at which point we would throw our bags at their feet. The resulting melee would be judged on its own artistic merit (although drawing blood would almost guarantee a win). If someone did jump out the way or avoid a fall they would normally be chased and pushed over anyway.