| Report for Adam Tucker | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
In 30 years I've never known anyone other than those who went to St. Michaels Primary School who sang this. Prove me wrong: "Bum Tit Tit! Bum Tit Tit! Turn the hairy handle now" "Bum Tit Tit! Bum Tit Tit! Hear the willy orchestra"
The roots of the taunt lay in a broken Gorf machine 'down the arcade', which slurred "ZZspace Caaadet Gorrrfffffvvvaaaarrrgennn". A hateful hop, a sneerful skip and an unjustified jump later and our hare lip kid had a new name. He also answered (after two laps of the playground) to the names Davros, Chewie, John Merrick and Ben Leper.