| Report for David Gerrard | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The sound that things of massive size make as they swing through the air. This could be used in narrative (... and she had massive collosal knockers going BARRRRRRN!), or as a sound effect in a commentary as the girl who is sick of you talking about her premature tits turns around to thump you. This can be more effective if you sing songs from War of the Worlds to the girl first.
Classic thicko story. Child bunks off school, answers the phone at his house, and when asked "Is that you, Ian?", the hypothetical Ian replies "No, it's my uncle".