| Report for Matt Fortier | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
In the 7th grade, our provincial government decreed that even Catholic schoolkids should be taught about sex.
So as not to outrage our parents too deeply, our Principle explained what the format would be: boys and girls would be separated, and taught the bare minimum required to stick it in and make babies.
I never saw the girls' sessions, but our sex education was kicked off with and awkward female teacher coming out with this;
"Now, I don't want anyone to be embarrassed. If you have any questions, just come out with them. Say, for instance, you notice that I'm wearing a white dress, and there is a red stain below my stomach, you should ask me about it."
Thirteen 11-year-old boys were left wondering "what the HELL is she talking about?"
So as not to outrage our parents too deeply, our Principle explained what the format would be: boys and girls would be separated, and taught the bare minimum required to stick it in and make babies.
I never saw the girls' sessions, but our sex education was kicked off with and awkward female teacher coming out with this;
"Now, I don't want anyone to be embarrassed. If you have any questions, just come out with them. Say, for instance, you notice that I'm wearing a white dress, and there is a red stain below my stomach, you should ask me about it."
Thirteen 11-year-old boys were left wondering "what the HELL is she talking about?"