| Report for Mistress Bunny | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
Advice given to my entire senior school on how to deal with bullies. In a folder. With instructions. Quote...
"If someone is bullying you or making you feel bad, just shout no! at them as loud, and as long as you can. Try practicing this in front of a mirror."
"If this doesn't work, go and tell a teacher, who will take you and the bully to the head, where you will both be questioned."
Worst - advice - ever. Especially considering that the bullies were given the same folder. The bullies must have dreamed of the day that a runt would scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at them. Or better still, find the runt practicing in front of a mirror. Adults are shit.
"If someone is bullying you or making you feel bad, just shout no! at them as loud, and as long as you can. Try practicing this in front of a mirror."
"If this doesn't work, go and tell a teacher, who will take you and the bully to the head, where you will both be questioned."
Worst - advice - ever. Especially considering that the bullies were given the same folder. The bullies must have dreamed of the day that a runt would scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at them. Or better still, find the runt practicing in front of a mirror. Adults are shit.
Arty Farty had a party,
all the farts were there.
Tutti Fruity done a beauty,
and they all went out for air.
Not well received by infant school teachers who like to think that young children are unaware of the air that often slides noisily and surprisingly out of their arses. Even if it does fit the brief of "tell the class a poem you have recently learned".
all the farts were there.
Tutti Fruity done a beauty,
and they all went out for air.
Not well received by infant school teachers who like to think that young children are unaware of the air that often slides noisily and surprisingly out of their arses. Even if it does fit the brief of "tell the class a poem you have recently learned".