| Report for john parsons | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Alan was a large child, and as with all large children, they get accused of eating many things. So when Alan would ask you if he could borrow a pencil, you would naturally reply "it's not lunchtime, Alan". This was just subtle enough so that Alan never realised.
Alan: Has anyone got a spare textbook?
The Class: It's not lunchtime, Alan.
Alan: Has anyone got a spare textbook?
The Class: It's not lunchtime, Alan.