| Report for The Butler | |
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| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
During lessons or lunch break in the canteen, someone may shout "Goat Cheese". As a matter of fierce pride all the lads in the room have to stop whatever they're doing, rest their chins upon the table and then, by wiggling it, "walk" their chin across the table. The first person to acheive this feat would get a round of applause before carrying on as normal. Given the amiably harmless futility of this exercise, the punishment for not taking part is unusually extreme.
Original played by screwing up a piece of paper in Mr. Sharpe's lesson and throwing it around until he noticed. Later , in the abscence of Mr. Sharpe's class, drawing pins were pushed through the paper before it was launched, causing some pain to the catcher. The lengths we went to, just so that we could play Sharpe Ball without the name seeming inapt.
One who finds a friend's younger sibling attractive. Based on the true story of Robert Durrent, who quite actually spooned out some of his little sister's love gloop, and ate it like cough medicine.