| Report for gary simpson | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
A friend of mine convinced me that this (utterly fantastic, i now realise) song by The Vapors was in fact called 'done a japanese', and that it was a song about having done a particularly noxious fart, known (for reasons not recorded by history) as "a japanese".
We were too young to realise it was about wanking, which would have been funnier.
We were too young to realise it was about wanking, which would have been funnier.
For my cousins, from Bristol, it was Spiny Biff - still among the most fantastic insults I have come across.
My mother told me not to learn any "toilet talk" from them when we went to stay.
My mother told me not to learn any "toilet talk" from them when we went to stay.