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| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Andrew Mabbit was a guy in the year above who sadly fell to a brain tumor and subsequently dropped back a year after some pretty major surgery (and apparently the introduction of a steel plate in his skull. I was shit at GCSE French and subsequently in the lower set with Mabbit as a classmate.
One lesson was taken by our games teacher (incidently, ex-Welsh International rugby player John Bevan) who was literally thick as pig shit so we had the typical video on some rubbish or other to while away the time.
Half way through, my TV watch came out and the channel hopping / pause-rewind fun began.
Mabbit kindly agreed to go along with this and "confessed" to Bevan that although he was very sorry, after his operation, he did tend to interrupt televisions with the power of his mind. We kept this going until Bevan, in desperation shouted "RIGHT MABBIT!! GO AND STAND OUTSIDE!" which he promptly did.
Unfortunatly for Bevan, Mabbit's powers could go through walls and Mabbit was sent to sit in the common room!
Mabbit was great fun. When we first went to a nightclub aged 17, he got really giddy, walked up to the fittest group of girls in the place and at the top of his voice yelled "Show us your wabs; its Andy Mabs!"
As an aside, Mabbit always wanted to be a football commentator. Now deceased.
-Christonabike
One lesson was taken by our games teacher (incidently, ex-Welsh International rugby player John Bevan) who was literally thick as pig shit so we had the typical video on some rubbish or other to while away the time.
Half way through, my TV watch came out and the channel hopping / pause-rewind fun began.
Mabbit kindly agreed to go along with this and "confessed" to Bevan that although he was very sorry, after his operation, he did tend to interrupt televisions with the power of his mind. We kept this going until Bevan, in desperation shouted "RIGHT MABBIT!! GO AND STAND OUTSIDE!" which he promptly did.
Unfortunatly for Bevan, Mabbit's powers could go through walls and Mabbit was sent to sit in the common room!
Mabbit was great fun. When we first went to a nightclub aged 17, he got really giddy, walked up to the fittest group of girls in the place and at the top of his voice yelled "Show us your wabs; its Andy Mabs!"
As an aside, Mabbit always wanted to be a football commentator. Now deceased.
-Christonabike
Matthew Jones was also lop-sided, a secret revealed to us by his little brother, Gareth.
Apparently they had been "wrestling" on Gareth's bed, Matt had gone for the piledriver, and in some unholy contortion, his balls twisted in their sack; one suffocated the oxygen to the other, which lead to its eventual amputation.
Matt's brother told this to anyone who would listen, naturally delighted in the knowledge his bullying elder brother would be mocked by all his peers. Of course he was correct, but he had failed to anticipate the beats that would be dealt to him by effectively admitting that he had been bummed by his own brother.
In fact, Gareth had insisted upon so much bumming that Matt's balls exploded. And because he couldn't satisfy Gareth's desire to be bummed anymore with his shredded testes, their dad had to take over bumming Gareth. Oh, he was a GREEDY little bummer.
Matt actually got off considerably lightly given that:
a) He'd had a ball off, and;
b) He'd bummed his own brother. Not now though. Not ever again.
Oxygen? to the testes? Are you sure you're not getting confused with lungs? - Mansh
Apparently they had been "wrestling" on Gareth's bed, Matt had gone for the piledriver, and in some unholy contortion, his balls twisted in their sack; one suffocated the oxygen to the other, which lead to its eventual amputation.
Matt's brother told this to anyone who would listen, naturally delighted in the knowledge his bullying elder brother would be mocked by all his peers. Of course he was correct, but he had failed to anticipate the beats that would be dealt to him by effectively admitting that he had been bummed by his own brother.
In fact, Gareth had insisted upon so much bumming that Matt's balls exploded. And because he couldn't satisfy Gareth's desire to be bummed anymore with his shredded testes, their dad had to take over bumming Gareth. Oh, he was a GREEDY little bummer.
Matt actually got off considerably lightly given that:
a) He'd had a ball off, and;
b) He'd bummed his own brother. Not now though. Not ever again.
Oxygen? to the testes? Are you sure you're not getting confused with lungs? - Mansh