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| Summary | Shows promise |
The sound of a Renault 5 being put into reverse by a wig wearing chemistry teacher. The Graunch attracted an ever growing number of spectators who would eagerly await the arrival of said toupeed teacher and the grinding of his gears. The gleeful howls of derision would provoke a satisfying glare of impotent rage from Mr Wiggy as he scuttled off to the staffroom to begin another grimy day of thankless, soul destroying ineptitude.