| Report for Ben | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Used in response to someone insulting your father, or any other family member, said tearfully and sincerely. The victim would hopefully say "Oh shit, I'm sorry", and then you'd laugh in their face.
Paul Colbert's brother was variously in the army, navy, or government, and would get you if you didn't leave him alone.
A liar. As is, "Psst! Wanna buy some fannies?". Unknown origin.
Brown Y-fronts invariably had skid marks (actual evidence was unneccesary for conviction) as did any undergarment with a even a suggestion of yellow piping. Strong correlations were found between those sporting lobsters at swimming practive and the presence of skid marks thus causing prolonged embarrassment. Further etymological and historical research can be undertaken if necessary.