| Report for Dan B | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Rejected stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
I used to delight in informing other kids that my name was an anagram of 'be a devil, sin'. They, in turn, would delight in administering chunky slaps, before pointing out that such activities were far more entertaining than mucking your name about with a pencil. To be fair, they had a point.
(The pencil didn't. They'd attack me with that, too.)
(The pencil didn't. They'd attack me with that, too.)
Wheat Crunchies also make excellent smoking receptacles. You look like a true spiv.
Being called Phil Collins is in no way a compliment. Even to Phil Collins.
Blue Bounty Bars are objects of desire and great envy - they are amongst the most exotic of all the chocolate bars, thanks to the palm tree on the wrapper. Only Turkish Delight was swankier; so swanky, in fact, that the advert used a real scimitar to open the packet. On the very rare occasion that a Turkish Delight saw the light of day, your friends would often try to emulate this swankiest of unwrappings with a karate chop.
Anyway, the thing is, Red Bounties were gay. And even your classmates taking it off you and throwing it away wouldn't stop you being gay, so they'd have to beat you up to stop you making them gay too.
Anyway, the thing is, Red Bounties were gay. And even your classmates taking it off you and throwing it away wouldn't stop you being gay, so they'd have to beat you up to stop you making them gay too.
hur hur "re-percussions"
Please write in if you spot any other unintentional punnage on the Law of the Playground. What a hoot!
Please write in if you spot any other unintentional punnage on the Law of the Playground. What a hoot!
If you think you can handle it, this is their website:
http://www.telephonelegroupe.com/
Check out the stickman strumming the telephone. Le cunt.
http://www.telephonelegroupe.com/
Check out the stickman strumming the telephone. Le cunt.