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Summary | Mean Boy |
Using the toilets at our school, especially in the boys changing room was an act worthy of a good goading and then beating but when you've gotta go, you've gotta go. One of the more unpopular lads needed the toilet after PE one day so rather than running home to drop one he waited until everyone had left the changing rooms then went to the toilet. Not thinking that anyone would dare use the facilities provided our PE Teacher, Mr. Wallace locked the door unknowns to the poor lad purched on the throne. This was the least of his worries though as he had failed to check for toilet paper prior to evactuating his bowels. With no toilet paper and no way of getting out he proceeded to wipe his arse with his hand and run around the changing rooms smearing it on the walls. When he finally did get out and the teacher saw the state of the changing rooms news spread around the school like wild fire (as our PE Teacher wasn't the type of person to try and play down something like this). Funnily enough, the lad in question wasn't punished at all for his actions because he claimed he was set up....then later told someone who he thought was a good friend the whole story.
Answering the questions in RE using drawings is the most fun I have ever had while in an exam. From the question about racial discrimination (where I showed a grinning skinhead giving the finger to a weeping blackman with the words "Let's Kick Racism Out of Religious Education" scribble underneath), via the question on the pros and cons of Euthanasia (several pictures of gory, assisted suicides), to using the spare pages to write a two and a half page essay, complete with diagrams, on how I was, is, and always will be a better artist than Neil Buchanan.
My final mark - 11/100: All but one I gained on a half arsed unfinished piece of coursework.
My final mark - 11/100: All but one I gained on a half arsed unfinished piece of coursework.