| Report for Hugh Morrisson | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
A place you attend if you grass up a friend. Derived from the true poem; "I'm telling, you're smelling, You went to a black man's wedding." Studied carefully, this makes little sense, but that's OK, isn't it?
"My dad's a banker" "I was born on a pirate ship" "Two cows went up the hill and parted" Both are magically transformed if you put a finger in each side of your mouth and pull your cheeks apart when you say them.
Entertainment while waiting for fat kids to get dressed after games. Ties would be wrapped around the hand and cracked, sometimes very loudly, like whips. This was widely believed to be because the tip was travelling faster than the speed of sound.
Exclamation used immediatly after a teacher has said "shhh!" to form an approximation of a rude word. On consulting with colleagues I am reliably informed this practice goes back to at least the 1940s.