| Report for Ian King | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Mr. Wells was the owner of a truly vile pair of shit brown trousers. Unusually good natured mockery included the line "Those brown slacks are the business, sir!". This soon evolved into the chant of "Brown Slacks Binnif, The Binnif That You Asked For!". Sung in a hip hop style and accompanied by vague breakdancing actions.