Report for Al Bruce
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SummaryMean Boy

Rather than blowguns, a more preferred method in my school was to launch the bits of spit paper with rulers at the ceiling. When this got boring, we'd wait for Mrs Wilson to turn round and we'd launch our spitballs at the cupboard next to her. Stephen Boyes stopped this though when he used a whole toilet roll, chewing it for the best part of a half hour to maintain the moistness. Upon launching, it made such a thud on the cupboard that Mrs Wilson went nuts and screamed at us. Ste Boyes sat there terrified with a very recently snapped ruler trying to not look scared.

Roger Rabbit is filth too.

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/jessica.htm

Dance, Dance,
Wherever he may be.
For I am the lord of
My dad's settee,
And I'll lead you now,
Wherever you may be
And I'll lead you all
In my dad's settee.


This never really made much sense, but I never questioned it and sang along with everyone else in assembly. Jesus was in charge of a piece of furniture and he could dance on it or fly around on it as he saw fit. Because that's what Jesus does.